Friday, October 10, 2008

For The Whiny BPD.......

I saw your request on twitter...so I will create a post just for you.

I am not going to say you are funny, because your head is already waaayyy too big, however I will link to Redneck Mommy's post, just because she makes me laugh, and I must say the the picture of you on there is one of the best ones I have seen to date.

You really must know that when you pick on women, you are going to get it. We are the better half of the male species you know. Hey, don't kill the messenger, it's just the way it is.

Besides, what type of man writes love stories about married women, let's his wife hang out with Homeless Elmo's, and feeds his kid to the ducks?

Come on, you can't even sing Journey.

Besides, how sick are you really? Do you have the sniffles that say, "Honey when you get home from work, hug me, love me, cuddle me, scratch my head, and rub my belly sick?"

I mean I know you are sick in the head.....But that's beside the point.....

Now BPD, here is where you stop reading okay?

(To my regular blog readers, if you have not been to Backpacking Dad's blog yet, GO. You will laugh those big girl panties right off. I promise....would I EVER lead you astray?)

Oh, and between you and me? Don't let him know that you are there, you may end up regretting it for the rest of your life.

5 comments:

Kei said...

SA-LAMMM!!!!!!! ouch, poor BPD... I almost feel bad for him... ALMOST, lmao. He did ask, didn't he?

Backpacking Dad said...

Stop picking on me when I'm sick! :}

Kei said...

y'know Pam, methinks BPD is the 'revenge' 'dish' 'cold' kinda person. You'd better watch out ever blogging or tweeting that you're sick ever again.

'course, the wicked person in me is really curious to see what he comes up with for payback.

Redneck Mommy said...

Burns has yet to learn to be careful what he wishes for.

He is a bit of a slow learner like that.

But I'm killing myself laughing. Sometimes it just sucks to get out of bed.

This has GOT to be one of those days for BPD. heh.

Pam said...

Kei....I thought it was kinda funny....But yet I must admit that I am slightly worried about revenge....

BPD....You TOTALLY ASKED FOR IT!!

Redneck Mommy...You make me laugh, your blog has been a favorite of mine for a long time...I am just one of those lurker type of people....